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I is for i. Like i. As in iPOD, or iTunes, or iPhone, or iMADOOFUS.

Okay. I'll level with you. One day, very, very soon, Apple will rule the world. That day will come when Microsoft is dead. Linux is no threat to them, so I don't care about them. But yeah, Apple is starting this creepy deed by marketing their products to teens. Like maybe one day my iPod will jump up, grab a gun, and kill me. Well, maybe not, but it could. Well, no actually, no. No it couldn't. I have a 4G Nano. It doesn't even have APPS. Ha! Silly me!

Okay buddy dat's it you want more you just come back tomorrow. You want more den dat? Just check out de archives. Okay peace out buddy.