Another day, gone; well, in a few hours.

Ahh, 'tis the end of day three and I am glad to be dry. (I'll explain later.) But this is the biggest day yet. We rented a pontoon today and drove around on the lake. Well, the WET part comes in about now. The water was really choppy and the traffic level was beyond HIGH. Boats galore. Well, needless to say, being at the front of the previously spoken of boat resulted in a certain me being soaked. Like, totally. Soaked. Not kidding. Walking: Not Pleasant. Fortunately, we went straight to the pool and hung around in there for an hour. And now.... time for the lame, stupid, pointless, and completely unimportant to you; DINNER UPDATE. We had pasta. It was good. Really good. I like talking in these 1 to 2 word sentences, don't I. I also like being rhetorical. The sky-blue. See? Oh wait, that was 3 words. Drat. Okay, so it was pasta. Happiness. I'm now sitting on the deck and getting eaten alive. Oh yeah, I don't know about that whole movie thing I mentioned yesterday. Maybe, maybe not. Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... Intrigue. Okay Happy Memorial Day!

The master

me

The end of day 2

Ahh, day two is now over and I am again in my grandparent's condo. I'm blogging on my uncle's mac. mac rocks. Anyway, today was different from yesterday. It was like, 20 degrees cooler and I didn't get wet. Like, at all. :0 We pretty much just hung out at the resort today. We left around 1:00 and my uncles, grandpa, dad, and I went over to a driving range. We are still trying to untie the clubs I bent in anger. When I say bend, I don't mean that the shaft has a small curve like a (. I mean it's like a pretzel. I got maaaaaaadd. Not really. And while we were gone my aunt took my little sisters and five-year-old cousin mini golfing at the Pirates Cove. We grilled out for dinner. And finally, the biggest surprise of all, is that my uncle and I are going to make a MOVIE! Like a REAL movie. The guy from L.A. showed up this afternoon and we signed the 1289 page contract. I read it all. Fun fun fun. But the whole thing will be edited on the very MacBook I'm using RIGHT NOW! (Most of the music will be made on it too. [GarageBand].) It should be fun. Coming to theaters early 2011. But if we have to delay, it'll be late 2012...If the world hasn't ended......................................[Dramatic Pause] So be excited. The first shots were filmed tonight! PEACH OWT. Ohm sorry PEACE OUT.

The master

me

IMPORTANT NOTE: A LARGE CHUNK OF THIS BLOG IS FAKE. THE FAKE PARTS ARE THE WHOLE CONTRACT THING FOR THE MOVIE. SAME GOES FOR THEATERS. IT IS DIRECT TO DVD. I ALSO WANT TO CLARIFY THAT I DON'T BELIVE IN THE WHOLE, DUMB 2012 THING. IT'S FAKE. THE MYANS WANT TO FOOL US ALL. OKAY, I'VE POSTED ENOUGH FOR TONIGHT.

"This party's over"

-Mace Windu

Day 1 is almost over. Well, not quite...

It's about 7:45 and I'm sitting in my grandparent's condo writing this on my uncle's computer. I don't know WHERE he is. I was sitting on the beach today and a thought struck me. "What if I took this chair I'm sitting in and moved it out into the water?" So I did. Well, silly, (stupid) me, I was in my clothes and soaked them. I went like three feet into the lake and just sat there. And since it's Memorial Day weekend, there's a LOT of people here. A LOT of people in boats. So, the wake was really thick. Let's just say, I'm glad I packed extras. Anyway, we had ham for dinner and then my uncle and I went to find a firewire for his camera. Okoboji has the worst selection of electronics stores. My uncle and I did note that Okoboji has an abundance of antique stores. It's insane. Like you can't drive for thirty seconds and not see one. Like, man! Do these merchants have nothing better to sell???? Why? Sooo, now it's about 7:55 and I'm getting sick of writing this. Be sure to check out the YouTube and FLIKCr stuff. There is always more coming, so keep watching. The JOEL ON THE WEB stuff on the site will also appear soon. I'm gonna start on it soon. Okay. Bye!

The master himself

me

Welcome to Okoboji

We have made it to the great Trigs Bay Resort. We as of right now are just sitting. But we have decided to eat at 5pm should be fun.