B

B is for Barney.

Barney is a dinosaur. Okay-check that. Barney is a stuffed animal who magically turns into a dinosaur. What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????? I don't get it. And then, why do all these like, obviously 10-yar-old kids look up to him and play with him? But most of all: Why do they belive that he's real? I mean COME ON! He's a guy with no job in a costume. Are all these kids oblivious to that?? This is insane! Public Television: Is this how you want to portray children older than the target audience for this show? As morons? Well, babysitters will get no respect now. (And I'm pretty sure the guy in the costume is an evil spy.) And another little wonder I had was: Why do all these goofy kids wear clothes that went out of style when I was born? And their goofy haridoos. (Kind of like the Brady Bunch!!)

Well see you with tomorrow's thought-uh...tomorrow...






This post was written at the request of Josh.